Quotes By Other People:
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students. -Robin Williams

The man who smiles when something goes wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Robert Bloch
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -Homer Simpson

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Unknown
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. -Joey Adams

Anything can be made into yaoi. To us, two men talking is yaoi. -someone on Deviantart

Do not meddle in the affairs of slashers for you are cute and go well with other men. -An icon on Deviantart

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. -William Congreve, author of "The Mourning Bride"

Though I am not naturally honest, I am sometimes by chance. -William Shakepeare.

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. -Hanlon's Razor

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. -Mark Twain

I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death, your right to say it. -Voltaire